Abu...I’m going to get my dig-ree

Brothers and sisters we all know you've finally got your freedom but don't take the p***.

While times have changed the people haven't and as a leaving present here is a brief list of the people you will come across when you go to Uni.

Print this blog post, cut it out and keep it in your pocket for reference, it might just save your life.

The compulsive liar from London: These guys (and girls) think just because they are from the big city they have a god-given right to be more cool' than you. Don't be fooled they are just as stupid as the rest of us.

As well as cockney compulsive liars you will meet the small town B*** S******* who will give it large about how he's part of some tough-nut gang and how everyone knows him in his home town. In reality no-one really knows him and he's never been in a fight (you will soon find out).

The sympathy-seekers: These can be quite a handful at times. These girls and guys will do almost anything to be the centre of attention. Much of the time the stories will be complete rubbish but who's to know when you haven't got anyone to back up the story?

The Richi Rich: Many will find that as a student you are skint all the time. But one set of people will always have dosh on them. Whilst some will hide their wealth, others will show it off with a vengeance. New clothes, a motor, a top apartment can be quite attractive but don't forget some of these people are very boring.

The personality disorder: It is hard making friends but sooner or later you'll come across someone you'd wish you'd never ever met. This lady will be great to your face and then slag you off behind your back. When confronted she will deny everything and become your best friend again. She will even bad-mouth people she doesn't even know! We say she' because guys aren't like that and if they are they need help.

The changling: We know people change when they go to Uni but some brothers go AWOL. "I listen to REM now" said one guy I met. What the hell is that? Others will pretend they have the answers to all of life's problems.

The leeches: Are quite simply the most dangerous son of a guns around because they have mastered the art of being kanjoos (stingy) at an early age. He or she will not only take advantage of your kindness but can be quite adept of sponging off you for months. You won't even know they are doing it until it is too late.

The lying gay guy: the lowest of the low. you know who you are... If you can't get a girlfriend, you will act like your gay and then get girls to trust you and make them your bosom buddies...waiting for your chance to say that she made you straight....please please man don't get that desperate. It is embarrassing and not fair on those who really wants to just be friends.

Brother and sisters don't be getting into a relationship with these type of people...they can destroy you. I know! they usually end up fleecing you good and proper..... but man do I love that girl still.